Dear period,
Stop existing. Failing that, stop happening every two weeks. Something tells me you shouldn't be occurring this frequently, anyway. I'd also appreciate it if you stopped throwing killer cramps my way every time, too.
Unfortunately yours,
a disgruntled girl.
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Dear gingerbread house,
Don't make me sneak out into the kitchen to eat you. If I do that, I'll be up all night, and I need sleep, damnit! So stop tempting me with your sugary goodness!
Resisting 'till the very end,
a girl with a massive sweet tooth.
Stop existing. Failing that, stop happening every two weeks. Something tells me you shouldn't be occurring this frequently, anyway. I'd also appreciate it if you stopped throwing killer cramps my way every time, too.
Unfortunately yours,
a disgruntled girl.
---
Dear gingerbread house,
Don't make me sneak out into the kitchen to eat you. If I do that, I'll be up all night, and I need sleep, damnit! So stop tempting me with your sugary goodness!
Resisting 'till the very end,
a girl with a massive sweet tooth.
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